His Eyes Say Yes

"Yes, this one is Joss." He nodded, picking the baby up and offering it to Barry.
"He poops, he pees, he cries, he cooes and I love the hell out of him."

Barry chuckeld and stroked the baby's bald head, cooing softly to it and cradling it in strong arms.

"It also needs to eat every two hours so I get up and I want to just cry with him sometimes, im so fucking tired but I dont want to make Toni get up so he is my baby." Trever nodded proudly.

Barry snickered.
"You're such a good daddy." He chuckled.

"Yes!" Trever nodded, gently stroking his childs little tuft of black hair.

"HOws momma Toni doin?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Momma Toni is amazing and beautiful and not allowed to have any kids until there two stop crying twenty four seven." He nodded, wrapping an arm around Toni. "How is the pregnant bitch?"

"He hasnt' even been here a whole day and he is annoying the hell out of me." He groaned. "He got here, we fucked and that was fine and the second we were done I want to fucking kill him."

"So kill him. Problem solved." He shrugged. "Toni was mad at me his whole pregnancy, by the time it was over I was ready to just cry and beg forgiveness."

"Consider yourself lucky. He was pissed at you so you didn't have to deal with the damned moodswings. And I can't kill him."

"You can too. I would. I would kill his fucking ass." He nodded to himself. "He sounds like a little bitch you know?" Trever kissed his baby's cheek.

"He is but he's carrying my baby." He sighed.

"You can have other babies." Trever had an answer for everything.

"I want this baby." he grumbled like a child as Toni scooped up the other baby and began feeding it.

"Then deal with your bitch." Trever shrugged. "He is a kids, his hormones were already fucked and now he is pregnant."

"Ugh. I wanna like duck tape his mouth shut." He groaned.

"I can shut him up. I wont even have to kill him or anything." Trever nodded.

"How will you shut him up?" He raised an eyebrow.

"I can do it lots of ways and then fix it whenever you want me to. Whatever I feel like or if you have a certain way." Trever nodded to his friend.

"Well what are some of the ways then?" He asked curiously. And if you do, you have to promise not to hurt him too bad."

"I wont hurt him too bad, ill even give him anesthetics for you if its really bad in your opinion. I could cut out his tongue, I could sew his lips shut. I could reroute some vocal chords. All of this is fixable and easy to do."

Barry thought about this a moment.
"I might try the vocal chord thing..." He nodded.

"That will only take a few minutes." He nodded, gently running his fingers through Toni's hair.

"Alright... lemme think about it a little first." He nodded at his friend.

Trever nodded, sitting down and cradling his baby close to his chest, watching his friend.