First Meeting...

Okay, this really sucks. I wanted to do more with this but my Lane writing sucks. I was going to ask Mikey to do this with me but I know she'd hate it. But she'd lie and say she didn't so she'd do it with me. So I just wrote this instead...
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Zac had talked Alex into coming to the club with him. Yes, the club where Quincy worked as a stripper. There were a few female strippers too, which Zac used as bait to make Alex come.
“Kid, you tell your memaw and you’re dead.”
“I won’t. Thank you for coming grampa. I’m not allowed here anymore without an escort apparently.” Zac pouted with a roll of his eyes.
“Well, you go watch your boy toy do his thing or whatever. I’m getting a drink.” Alex nodded. Zac smiled and jogged up to the front of the stage, cussing out people grabbing at his lover.
Alex chuckled before taking a seat at the bar. He didn’t notice he had sat beside one of the female strippers on break.
“Hey there.” She had a very subtle southern accent. She gave him a smile.
“Hi.” Alex nodded, returning her smile. He noticed she looked very similar to… no, he wouldn’t say that name.
They continued talking for a while. He didn’t consider it flirting. He loved Mike and would never cheat on him again. But something about this girl… He didn’t even find her attractive but… he didn’t know.
“So, whats your name?” She smiled sweetly.
“Alex.” He nodded. “And yours?”
“Lindsay. Lindsay McCormick.”
Alex stopped and blinked at her.
“McCormick?”
“Yesiree. That’s my name.” She said, perky but confused slightly.
“Well… whats your father’s name? Don’t take this as creepy or anything.. I just think I might know him.”
“Oh, well his name is Lane. But as far as I know people call him Critter.” She gave him a confused look that matched her bleach blonde hair. “I’ve never actually met him. Sure wish I had though. Never met my momma either.” She sighed, stirring her drink.
“So, who’s your momma?” Alex asked, forehead creasing. Sarah and Lane had only had one child he thought…
“Well… wait, are you homophobic or anything?” She bit her lip, scanning him over.
“No, not at all sweety. I’m more on the gay side myself.” He smiled softly.
“Oh, great.” She grinned. “Well, my momma’s a guy too.”
“Oh, well have you met him?”
“Nope.” She frowned deeply. “They don’t even know I exist really…”
He frowned. He felt for her.
“Well how not? Didn’t your momma give birth to you?”
“Not exactly. You see, my momma didn’t know he was pregnant. He’d started the puking, you know that stuff. But they didn’t put the pieces together yet. I think daddy was about to make him take a test but then momma fell down the stairs. It killed me before they even knew I was there.” She sighed. “And I don’t even know what they look like to go and find them…”
“Well hun, maybe I could help. What’s your momma’s name? I know your daddy.” He nodded.
“His name was Alex actually.” She giggled. “Sorta funny. Like your name.”
Alex’s heart stopped.
“W-was it Alex Riley?”
She blinked, tilting her head to the side.
“Yes actually… how did you-?”
Alex dropped his drink, the glass shattering into a thousand tiny pieces as he remembered back...
*Flashback*
Alex stood up, hand over his mouth as he darted to the bathroom, emptying the contents of his stomach into the toilet.
He let out a loud groan as he rested his clammy cheek on the cold bowl.
Lane was at his side, moments later, frowning.
"Boo, are you alright?" He asked softly, caressing his cheek with the back of his hand. Alex had been barfing every morning for a week now and Lane was getting worried.
"I'll be fine..." Alex nodded. He wasn't even thinking he could be pregnant. Him and pregnant just didn't go together.
Lane sighed and kissed his temple.
"I'm gonna go get you some medicine and the thermometer." He stood and walked out the door, down to the kitchen.
Alex barfed a few more times before whimpering and standing, off balance. He stumbled out of the room and got to the top of the stairs, clutching onto the railing tightly as he took the first step. He was woozy and dizzy... His foot slid off the stair and he tumbled down the hard wood staircase, howling in pain as he reached the bottom.
"Boo!" Lane exclaimed and was holding him to his chest before it even sunk in what had happened.
*End of Flashback*
The puking had stopped after that.....
“Are you o-okay?” Lindsay stammered, checking him over worriedly.
“I-I… I-I.. I need to go…” Alex stood, stumbling backwards out the door, Zac followed him with a strange look, head tilted to the side.
“Grampa? What’s wrong?”
“Nothing Zac. We just need to go home. Now.” He took Zac’s hand and pulled him home as fast as he could.
He had a child with Lane McCormick….

See Here, I actually liked this idea and you never even asked me about it.
*Pout*
This an AWESOME little ficlet!
As always you show why you are my all time favorite Aurthur.
I cannot describe how amazing this is and I would try but my vocab is limited
Fail
But I love you!!

Gawwwww thank you <33333333
and you really do? i thought you wouldn't

Yeah I like it, even though the Alex being pregnant thing irks me I actually LIKE it, very strange but I do.

i wasn't sure if it would irk you like mike and dustin having dewayneee

I love Dewayne! He is adorable and he is Chris's baby. But they had him before Alex, this was the man Alex left mike for and claimed to love more.

Yesh, so it will bother you???

Yup, a little but I adore the idea.

gawwwwwwww, we wont do it <33333

Yesssssssssssssss I want too