Cowgirls Don't Cry.

Rick smiled and held it out to him.
"Love it." He chuckled.

"MINE!" Mike grinned, scooping the child amd cradling it to his chest.
"MY baby, im taking it from you." He giggled.

"Hell no, I carried that thing for nine months. It is MINE." He chuckled.

"Nope, your mine, and he is yours and that makes you both MINE." Mike giggled at him. "See my awesome logic."

"He's your grandbaby but my baby boyy." Rick cooed to the child.

"Oh hush, you are both my babies, I have many babies, my babies babies is my babies." He was trying to confuse his son.

"You are hurting my brain." Rick whined.

"I know baby, especially since it is smallish." He chuckled at Rick.

"It is very smallish!" Rick pouted.

Mike nodded as if he knew this and he knew exactly how small.
"I know! But I love it!"

"You're so mean to me. Yours isnt't that big." He grumbeld.

"I just cut a baby out of you and your both fine and not in any pain. Yes im stupid Rick." He rolled his eyes at his child.

"Well... my penis is bigger so HA!" He stuck out his tongue with a giggle.

"Not big enough for Kevin." Mike snickered, he loved picking at his baby.

"Is too!" He pouted like a small child.

"Nope, he liked them bigger, like....Quincy." He winked at Rick, ruffling the boy's hair. "Have you seen that man's dick? He is thriteen inches."

Rick flicked him in the cheek.
"Hush you."
He could pull out the jokes about Alex wanting a bigger dick like Lane or Dustin but he didn't want to stoop that low.

Mike winked. "You know im kidding, between us Kevin says it grosses him out. He likes yours just how it is."
Mike knew he could but he expected more from Rick...His son knew better...

"Damn right. Mine's awesome." He stuck his tongue out.

"Your is alright." He shrugged. "Now Alex...his is awesome."

"Eh. It's a littel on the small side." He chuckled.

"Bigger than yours." Mike wiggled his brows at Rick. "I couldnt even feel you."

"Thats because I'm so big I made your ass NUMB." He winked.

Mike snorted at him, ruffling his hair.
"Hows Kev's dick?"

"I don't think its like HUGE but I felt it.." He shrugged.