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Alex chuckled.
"I love ya both." He laughed and kissed Mike back.

Critter poked Mike. "Mikey, I went by the hospital and they said you were now in remission." Mike mouth dropped. "R-Really?"
"No, Damn how fucked up do you guys think I am. Mike I am not kidding."

Alex laughed and hugged his husband.
"This day could not get more fucking wonderful could it?"

"No....." Mike mumbled as he snuggled up to Alex as Critter tried to escape.

"Where do ya think youre going?" Alex smirked and pulled Critter back to them.

"Ummmmm, away?" Mike kissed Alex's neck. "I think we should lock him up and hold him captive." He smiled and pretended to horrified.
"Oh God no! What did I do to deserve this?"
Mike giggled. "Thank you Critter."

"Thanks... but I'm still for the whole keeping you captive thing." Alex chuckled.

"Oh, and you guys have the nerve to think im the cold evil bastard." Critter stuck his tongue out as Mike grabbed his hand just in case he tried to escape.

Alex grabbed his other hand.
"Never said I wasn't a cold bastard too." He chuckled,

Critter stared at them, he really didn't want to let them close, didn't want to be hurt anymore but he couldn't help but love Mike as his little brother and he had no idea what Alex was to him yet but he has grown to care about him to.

"Hellooo? Earth to Critter." Alex laughed, waving a hand in Critter's face. He seemed to be deep in thought.

"Hmmmm?" Critter blinked at him. "What? Gonna chain me up and make me do yard work?" Critter wasn't one to whine but it was cold and there was snow on the ground. He had metal bolts and rods in his body that ached when he was cold so he really didn't want to.

"Naw, we like ya too much. We'd just tie you to the couch. Like a decoration." Alex smiled.

Critter looked down. "Damn you have bad taste in decorations." Mike giggled. "We like decor with scars and shit, makes it look distinguished."

"Very true." Alex nodded with a smirk. "I think he'd make a wonderful decoration. Wouldn't you agree Michael?"

"Yeah." He poked Critter in his cheek. "I think he would make a very nice decoration." Critter rolled his eyes. "I can go in list you." He stuck his tongue out at Alex.

"Hardy har har." Alex stuck his tongue out back. "You should be a comedian Critter." He said sarcastically.

Critter shrugged. It had taken him months to do that. Then they had almost made him join in Alex's place. Good thing for him he had already served enough time.

Alex sighed.
"How do you do that? Go from joking around to all stony silent?"

Mike watched quietly as Critter looked at Alex. "I have alot on my mind. If I get to thinking about it hard enough I will be quiet and just think." He shrugged. "Im weird like that....im cold like that." He winked but it wasn't really funny.
"God your thinking! Don't hurt yourself."
Mike was trying to lighten the suddenly slobber mood.

"Okay, it's getting too sad. Can we change the topic back to joking?"

Critter nodded. "Hmmmmmm, Critter! Your going to hurt yourself!" Mike poked him in the cheek. Critter moved his head, he hated people touching his face. "Hush up not Mike or I will be forced to do something..."
"Do what?"
Critter got him in the head lock before bawling his hand into a fist and giving his bald head a nugie.

Alex smiled.
"Hmm..." He reached over and poked Critter in the face like Mike had. "I'd like to see you try and give me a nugie." He smirked.

Critter once again jerked his head away before wrapping Alex's head in his free arm and letting Mike go he nugied Alex.

Alex tried to push him off but he was much stronger than he looked.
"Uncle! Uncle!" He laughed.