Story Of The Year(Anyone)

"Well in that case, you can have more any time you want." Alex winked.

Ted jumped as he heard his phone go off.
"Lips like sugar! This candy got you sprung!"
It was Cody.

Alex groaned.
"Don't mooove." He smirked as he reached out of the shower.
"May I answerr?" He sang.

"Answer it."
The moment the phone was answered Cody's voice rang clear.
"WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE YOU! TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY? I MISS YOU! WHY NOT TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING! IM PANICKING! SCARED TO FUCKING DEATH!"

Alex smirked.
"He is more than okay. So don't worry." Alex's deep monotone sounded through the phone.

A pause.
"OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SOME WEIRD FREAKY ASS MAN! TEDDY CAN YOU HEAR ME? I LOVE YOU TEDDY! IMMA TRY AND FIND YOU, I BET HE IS THE ONE WHO BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA RANDY!"

"Oh my gosh." Alex laughed. "It's Alex. I barely talked to you but yeah. Ted came here willingly. Listen." He held out the phone to Ted.

"Help! Cody he bagged and gaged me before taking me away!" Ted giggled and leaned back against Alex.

"SON OF A BITCH! TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY! ARE YOU HURT? ILL KILL THE BASTARD IF HE HURT YOU!" Ted sighed and grinned at the phone. "But no Cody im fine, I did come willingly. I forgot to call you baby boy im sorry."

Alex chuckled.
"Oh and yes, yes I am the one who beat the fuck out of Randy. One of my proudest accomplishments too." He smirked.

"Teddy this isn't funny. I was scared to death! I havent slept any because I was looking for you! Alex your family is freaking out and so is yours Teddy."

"Well tell everyone to blame Ted's father." Alex shrugged.

"Baby boy, we are fine. Dont tell anyone you have talked to me. I love you and ill talk to you later." Ted closed the phone.

"Hmm, I loveee youuu." Alex laughed.

"Love you more..." Ted snuggled up to his boyfriend with a purr of delight.

"Doubt itttt." Alex sang stroking Ted's hair softly.

"So....what now, soon they will come this way looking for us." Ted sighed softly.

"We'll spend the night here then keep moving first thing in the morning."

"Where will we go? We shouldnt be out in the day time...."
He knew about this, he had done it before.

"Well, we could go out right now if we shouldn't go out in the day... and we could buy some disguises?" that should be interesting.

Ted rose a brow at him.
"Disguises? Like what?"
That was perplexing.

"I dunno. I'm sure there's a costume store somewhere... like fake mustaches and that shit." Alex giggled.

"Well....Imma dress you up as a girl. Pretty blond." Ted laugh and he rested his hands on Alex's pecs.

"I am FAR too ripped to be a girl. Now you, you could pull it off." He winked.

"Alex......With this six pack," His hand swept past his abs. "And this piece of meat." A finger traced his length.
"These is nothing womanly about me."

"Well who is the bottom here?" Alex smirked. "There ain't nothin' womanly about me either."