Undesired

"Well he has had a tough run at thing and all but so have you so im choosing you over him sweetheart."

Chris sighed.
"Okay baby but just tell me if you want to see him again..."

Dustin nodded, turning on his side and cuddling Chris.
"One day imma have to meet your parents. Me and Kevin."

Chris nodded.
"That can be arranged. I know Rick said Kevin's been bugging him about it."

"When? I kinda wanna meet them..."
Kevin wanted them to meet Mike and Alex too.

"Whenever you want darlin... I can call them right now even." He shrugged.

"Yeah, lets do that!" He got up and grinned as he picked up his phone and handed it too Chris.

Chris smiled. First, he called Rick.
"It's your brother, ass."
"Guess what?"
"I'm a mommy!"
"I know."
"A bit but I'll be good."
"I need you to come over. Bring Kevin if you want."
"Just come."
"no buts."
"C'mon."
"Bye."
Ten minutes later Rick arrived with Kevin.
"What is it?"
"Dustin wants to meet our parents."
"So does Kev."
"He wants me to call now."
"Alright." Rick shrugged. "Put it on speaker."
Chris nodded and dialed the number.
"Hello?" A groggy sounding voice answered.
"HI!" Rick and Chris exclaimed simultaneously. "Its your babies daddy!" They chuckled.
"Oh, hi boys." He yawned. "Linda, the boys are calling!"
"Yupp, hey mom."
"Oh my babies! You haven't been in touch in forever!" A femal spoke this time.
"Sorry... things have been... hectic." Chris smirked.
"Well how are you? Why are you calling?"
"Well... we have news. Big news."
"What is it Chrissy?"
"I can't tell you over the phone. Its HUGE."
"Well when can you tell us?"
"In person. Can we talk somewhere?"
"Um sure sweety. Where?"
"Well... you remember that old diner by our old house?"
"Of course."
"There. In a few hours? Noon?"
"I suppose we can do that."
"Okay, I'll see you then ma."
"Love you Chris. You too Rick."
"We love you too. And dad."
The line went dead.

Kevin sat beside Dustin and leaned on his shoulder.
"They should meet momma and daddy too sometime." He gave a smile as Dustin rolled his eyes.
"If they meet your fathers lover they might force Rick to get away from you and your family."
Kevin shoved him, his face controlled in a snare.
"You better fucking watch who's mother your talking about papa."

Chris sighed.
"Dustin...." He frowned and turned to Kevin. "I'm sorry Kev. And they already know your dad at least."
Rick kissed Kevin's cheek.
"So... should we bring Jr and Zac?"
"Maybe some other time. Let's just see if we can get past the fiances first." Chris chuckled. "Oh god... wasn't it mom who hated, as she put it "rednecks"?" Chris groaned.
"Haha, good luck with that bro." Rick laughed, patting his brother's shoulder. "And I don't think he qualifies as a redneck really..." He trailed off, eyeing Dustin.
"Course not. My baby's a cowboy." Chris grinned.
"Well lets get ready." Rick nodded.
"Oh wait! Wanna see your nephew?" Chris beamed.
"Hell yes!"
Chris jogged off and returned with Lance in his arms.

Dustin beamed proudly as Kevin poked his head over to see the new baby. He squealed in delight. The child was so adorable.

"Lance Harper McDaniels." Chris smiled, cooing to the baby.
Lance blinked up before poking Kevin's lip.

Kevin grinned and cooed to the new born. It made him want another one so bad but he had two and Rick didn't want another one right now.

Rick grinned widely at the baby.
"Oh he's so damn cute." He smiled, caressing the baby's cheek.

"I want another one." He whined softly as Dustin stood and hugged Kevin.
"You wont ever have one that cute with a fiance that looks like something the cat drug in."
Kevin pouted. "Southern bitch."

Rick glared mockingly.
"I wonder if the baby's first word will be redneck." He stuck his tongue out.
Chris flicked him in the ear.

"Chris, you know he is a redneck, Dewayne is your cowboy. Dustin too UGLY to be a cowboy. He had the farm and horses and tractors and everything." Kevin giggled.

"Hell no, my baby is NOT ugly." Chris pouted. "Yknow Kev, I think you might be partially blind.... I mean, if you think THAT is sexy." Chris wrinkled his nose as he looked at his brother.

Kevin grabbed Rick and kissed him softly.
"This is sexier than you and any man you have ever had."

"Damn right" Rick winked.
"Ehem, do you not see the sexy cowboy to my left?" Chris raised an eyebrow, gesturing to Dustin with a sweeping motion.

Kevin looked around.
"Where! All I see is my sexy and that old Hick." He giggled at them.

"You're gonna pay kid." Chris warned with a smirk.
Rick hummed.
"Chris, why didn't you just ask them to meet us at the old house?"
"Genius, there are baby pictures at the old house." Chris rolled his eyes as if to say 'duh!'
"Riiiight." Rick nodded.

Dustin grinned at them.
"I wanna see, me and Kevin demand to see and since in sexy and he has Rick wrapped around his finger we win."

Chris got within inches of Rick's face.
"Grow a set of balls and tell your fiance no." He said.
Rick whined.
"Kevinnn..."
"You have no balls."
"You're one to talk, mommy."
Chris glared.

Kevin grinned and giggled, pressing a chaste kiss to Rick's lips.
"I think we did win Daffy."
He hasdnt been called that in forever....
"Hell yes."