Undesired

Chris jsut didn't like using the nickname. He'd thought the nickname was for friends and stuff. He was his fiance but if for some reason Dustin didn't like it he would glady call him Daffy...
"Ugh, I hate you Rick."
"Love you too."
"Well lets head out I guess." Chris sighed, cradling Lance to his chest as he headed out the door.

Dustin didnt mind, he preferred Chris using his actual name, It was just Mike called him that alot...Mike was his bestfriend...
Kevin took Rick's hand and rolled out of the room happily.

Chris drove them all to a small diner not too far away. He noticed his parent's car waiting in the parking lot already.
"Alright, baby, Kevin, you guys wait out here a minute. Rick and I are gonna sorta explain things first." Chris pecked Dustin's lips before walking inside. Rick did the same to Kevin and followed him.

Kevin trembled nervously, swallowing hard as he looked over to Dustin who seemed like he was cool as heel but on the inside Dustin was kinda fidgety too. Mrs.McGuire didn't like rednecks....She was in for it because they ALL knew he was a red neck.

"So, you nervous?" Rick asked as they walked inside.
"Very. You know how mom is."
"Yeah... but maybe she'll warm up to him."
Chris was already imagining the convorsation in his head. Dustin would not take her petty passive aggressive insults and it would end in Dustin and his father getting in a possible fight. Great.
"Doubt it."
"She'll adore Kevin." Rick grinned proudly.
"I know. Lucky asshole."

Kevin was about to have a fit.
"So Daffy...What do you think they will be like?"
"Proper...."
Kevin hummed, staring at Dustin. Kevin had seen one time when Dustin was the PERFECT gentle man. His mother died of cancer, they had a big ball for the cancer people and Dustin took his mother. He was.....amazing and then the next day he was Dustin again, worn genes and old work shirt, out in his farm.

Chris took a deep breath as they sldi in the booth with their parents.
"Oh!" Chris exclaimed. He hadn't seen them since they died and now they were back to looking around twenty.
His mother giggled.
"Hi Chris, Rick." She smiled at them, as did their dad.
"Hey mom, dad..."
"So whats this news you were talking about?"
"Well I'll go first. You mind bro?" Chris asked.
Rick shook his head no.
Chris held out his hand to his mother. The one with the diamond ring. She gasped.
"Oh you're engaged!"
Chris nodded with a large smile.
Rick held out his hand with the wedding band.
"YOURE MARRIED?! And I wasn't invited!?" She squeaked.
"Sorry Ma..." Rick gave her a sheepish smile.
"There's more..." Chris trailed off.
"More? How much more can there be?"
"Well... I was pregnant." Chris said softly.
"What?! Wha? Huh? I didn't see my baby pregnant?" She knew both of her sons were at least bisexual.
"No, I gave birth last night." Chris nodded. "And I also have a stepson. He's eighteen."
"My gosh!"
"Rick's turn." Chris grinned.
Rick groaned.
"Well mom, I'm married to another man. You remember Alex? From high schoo?"
"Of course I do. He was at our house more than his own."
"Yeah, its his son."
"Oh, interesting."
"Yes. I have a son of my own with him. He is three years old. And then I have another with him who is fourteen."
"So wait a minute. Chris, you're.... submissive? That the term?"
Chris blushed lightly, nodding.
"Yeah mom, Chris is a total girl. I'm man still." He chuckled.
"Oh hush." Chris pouted.
"Well I'd love to see the man who made Chris a girl..." She blinked, smiling.
"They're waiting outside. Want me to get them?"
"Oh please." She smiled.
"Mom... I'm warning you now. He's a bit of a...." Chris paused, searching for the term.
"Redneck!" Rick coughed.
"Shut up. He's from the south Ma. He has a very thick accent. Farms. Y'know, tractors, the whole deal."
Her nose wrinkled.
"Oh.... charming...."
"Just be nice. Please?"
"Of course darling...."
Chris sighed and walked out to the car.
"You two cancome on in now." He nodded.

Kevin bounced in the the room, Dustin following closely behind with a small smile as the small man peeked at Rick and Chris's parents before turning back to Dustin.
"Very proper." He nodded, now fidgeting. Dustin chewed his lip, kissing Chris softly and wrapping an arm around his waist ad Kevin hesitated before finally stepping into the room with a small smile.
"Hey, im Kevin." He greeted sweetly before Dustin gently pushed him aside.
He nodded, his arm tightening around his fiance.
"Howdy, Im Dustin McDaniel's." He introduced in his thick southern drawl.

Mrs. McGuire smiled sweetly at Kevin.
"Oh you're simply darling." She grinned. Rick pulled Kevin into his lap.
"Ain't he?"
Her smile stayed in place but turned obviously fake and judging when Dustin introduced himself.
Chris kissed Dustin's cheek.
"She's very... judgy." Chris nodded
"I am not." She pouted.
"Sureeee." Rick smirked.

Kevin bounced in Rick's lap, wondering if he had mentioned getting Biddy pregnant to them while Dustin looked there mother up and down, not judging like she was but simply taking her in.
"Well its nice ta meet ya Mrs.McGuire." He drew, sadly his accent was much more pronounced when he was nervous or uncomfortable.
Kevin nodded with a grin.
"Yes ma'me, its great to finally meet you."

Chris cursed to himself as Rick snickered lightly, shooting his brother a sympathetic yet amused smile. This would be fun.
"It's very nice meeting you both." She stood and embraced them both awkwardly. She was a touchy person.
Chris watched her as she hugged Dustin. She took longer hugging Dustin. He watched her discreetly smell him, nose wrinkling at the masculine scent Chris loved so much. She pulled back, smile replacing itself immediately as she sat back down.

Dustin blinked, shooting Chris a look as Kevin giddily leaned back against Rick, grinning at his Husband's mother.
"So Mrs.McGuire, anything you would like to talk to us about. My daddy gave Rick the third degree." He giggled as Dustin scratched this head and looked at them.
Was that women sniffing him just now?

Chris sighed, shaking his head before nodding at Dustin. He knew what he was thinking.
"Well, just tell me a bit about yourself... Kevin, right?" She smiled.

"Yes Ma'me, Im Kevin Noah Riley McGuire." He grinned brightly at Rick. "I am the oldest child of Alex's. I died before I was ever born, I am Sydeny's big brother, I love babies and spoil ours. Rick was my first kiss and everything. I hate vanilla and I love roses but not red ones. I have a pretty well education and I think of my daddy as superman." Kevin didnt know exactly what she wanted to know...

She giggled.
"Well you seem just adorable. So, you love my baby huh?" She grinned at Rick, ruffling his hair.
"Mommm." He whined.

"I love him more than anything except my babies." Actually he loved Rick a little more....
"He is my knight in shining armor."

She smiled at him, nodding before turning to Dustin.
Chris held his breath.
"Well, what about you Dustin? Chris says you're a bit of a farmer?"

Dustin nodded, proud of his work because really it was hard and not everyone could do it.
"Yes ma'me, I have lived on a farm my whole life. I have cows and horses and the whole deal, I work my farm and I do hard work. My first date actually lead me out to my fathers corn fields so really the farm is my home, I do everything. Im a hard worker." He nodded, kissing Chris's temple.

"OH well thats certainly a good quality..." She nodded, keeping her thoughts to herself. "And Chris mentioned a stepson? He's yours I presume?"
"Yeah mom..." Chris said softly. Why couldn't their conversation go as smoothly as Kevin and Rick's?

Dustin nodded with a small smile.
"Yes Mame, Dewayne is mine. He lived with me up until Chris got pregnant. Then he moved out and got into some thing with Chris's doctor."

"Some thing?" She raised an eyebrow.
"A relationship." Chris answered.
Rick was grinning to himself.
The way Dustin said some thing had given her the wrong impression. That it was just some fling. And as if that was common with his family. She did not want Chris to simply be some quick fuck. Of course, Chris and Dustin and everyone else knew that was not the case.

Dustin put up a hand.
"Ah'm awfully sorry about that. they have been together for about two or three months now. Its not just a fling ma'me. Dewayne and David are very responsible kids."

She nodded, turning back to Kevin. Chris drug a hand across his face.
"So, Kevin you said youre Alex's son?"

"Yes mame! I am his oldest and I love him alot even though he don't always see eye to eye. Momma takes care of him." Kevin nodded.

"Ah, so your parents are still together then?" She looked very obviously disappointed by this.
"Ah, here we go." Rick, rested his chin on Kevin's shoulder.