How You Remind Me

Critter shrugged. "I did too. I got put in the county jail for a week because I beat a dude so bad for trying to rape Mike. The Sarah and every fucking guy who wanted to cop a field with her."

"My god, finally someone who understands me." Alex laughed.

"Yeah, lets just see that Chris friend of your roll up to this house now." He held Alex tighter. "Ill die in prison."

Alex beamed. He'd always wanted Mike to get a bit more jealous. He liked it. It showed him he cared.

Critter snickered. "Ill be like Mike after we were up town and one guy told him they liked your ass and wanted to take you from him. The law was called." He laughed, remembering how bad Mike beat that guy.

Alex gave a small smile.
"Mike did that? How was I never informed of this?"

"Ummmmm, it was while you had left that one time. He spent two day in jail before I could post bail."

Alex gave a small smile.
"He never told me that..."

"We didn't know how you would react so if you didn't as we wouldn't bring it up. He tried to beat Chris up but for Gods sake he had cancer."

"I know he tried to hurt Chris. I stopped him... but that was before i knew Chris said that stuff to him."

"He was so pissed off." Critter laughed. "I sat with him in the hospital and he fucking vented and yelled and threatened the mans life."

"I want to see him all jealous." Alex pouted. "I always wished he would have been more jealous."

Critter kissed his cheek. "Believe me, you might not have know but he was. I know him, it was probably eating him up when you spoke to anyone else."

Alex smiled.
"Hmm...I might call Chris up. It'd be pretty hot to watch you kick his ass." Alex laughed.

"Yeah, you call his ass and let him roll up to my house." Critter would be done flipped out on the fucker.

"On a scale of one to ten how bad would you beat him?" Alex smirked.

"Twenty."
Critter looked at Alex and nodded his head. "I would fuck him up."

Alex laughed and stared at Lane lovingly.
"You are really tempting me right now."

"Hell, call him up. I might be sent to jail but hey, he wont ever fucking look at you again."

"Aww, you can't get sent to jail." Alex whined. "Damn, I was looking forward to you beating the shit out of him." He chuckled, nuzzling Lane's chest.

Lane chuckled. "WOW you really love your friends dontcha? Wanting your fiance to kick his ass. Which I would and will if he fucking starts something."

"He lost my friendship the second he kissed me..." Alex said. "Gosh, say that again." He smiled. Hearing Lane call him his fiance sounded so much better aloud.

"Yeah well, even if he was your friend I'd catch his ass just because of what he said to Mike and he did kiss you and your mine now so even though you weren't mine then it pisses me off."

"Damn, I love you... anyone ever tell you you're hot when you're jealous?"

"Nah, only other person i've been with besides you was Sarah and it sort of pissed her off. Mike thought I was funny."