Undesired

"no you did not. Your'e being ridiculous."Alex growled and shook his head.

Mike looked over at him with a frown.
"Shut Up."
That was all he had to say.

"No! I will not! That was stupid! Why the fuck would you even... gah!"

Mike looked at him sharply.
"My fucking head hurts so either shut the fuck up or get quieter damnit."
Dustin was leaning his head on Rick's shoulder.

"OH gee I wonder why!" Alex snapped.
Rick rubbed Dustin's head.
"You feelin any better?" He asked softly.

Mike snapped, he turned quickly, got within three inches of Alex's face and screamed.
"STOP YELLING AT ME!" He stomped into the room, his gaze on Rick Jr making sure he didnt wake him.
Dustin gave a hollow laugh.
"It is a zoo."

"GOD FORBID I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE FOR HURTING YOU AND YM FUCKING CHILD!"

"I'm aware." Rick sighed. "But, it's my zoo. I want to be a panda. I'm so the panda. I'm just chillin here."

Dustin chuckled.
"Whats Kevin and Mike and Alex and Biddy and Zac and Higgy."
Mike stopped but soon just went on.

"Hmm, gimme a min here... Alex is a... grizzly bear. Protective of his babies. Kevin is a... turtle. Yupp, sorta timid, shy. Mike is a scorpion. He just minds his own buisness til ya piss him off. Then he'll fucking sting you. Biddy is a toucan. Bright, loud. Higgy's a lion." He shrugged, that one needed no explanation. "And Zac... Zac is a crab." He grinned.

Dustin busted out laughing, his eyes still wet but it was cute the way Rick identified them all.
"Sydney and Me and.....And Chris."
It hurt to say that name...his heart ached.

"Syd is... she's a... bunny. She's just sweet. And innocent most of the time. But you fuck her over and she'll bite you." He smirked. "You...you're a... damn, I dunno. I don't think there are any animals with an abnormally large head... maybe a squid." He winked with a laugh. "Then Chris, he's... a lemur. Really adorable. And just sorta chill... like his brother the panda." He gave a toothy grin. "Yupp then there's me. I'm just chillin around bein all black and white. Eatin my bamboo. Y'know."

"And pissing off the scorpion and bothering the Toucan and fucking the turtle and disciplining the crab panda boy. You eat the turtles bamboo and chill with the grizzly."

"Well then Mr.... abnormally large headed bull. Yupp, you are a bull!" He stuck his tongue out.

Dustin thumped him in the cheek.
"Thats why you gotta deal with a pissed off scorpion."

Rick pouted.
"You panda thumper. You should be punished for that. Pandas are fucking adorable..."

"You will be when the scorpion gets ahold of you and the Grizzly bear. He and the grizzly will have your hands full."

"The bull is being mean to me!!!!" Rick yelled, covering Rick Jr's ears.

Dustin looked at the baby.
"Hmmm baby duck."
He had no idea why.
Kevin sat up tiredly.

"The panda wants his turtle." Rick pouted.

The "turtle" came wheeling down the stairs a moment later.
"What are you guys doing...Woke me up."
He pouted at Rick.
"The one night I had a nightmare that didnt bother me so much you wake me."

"Blame him! He's being meannnn!" Rick pouted, pointing at Dustin.

Kevin frowned and gave a low whine.
"Rickkk...."
Kevin rolled over to his father, nuzzling his stomach.
'Where is momma?"

"Upstairs." Alex grumbled. "Higgy hit him and apparently I can't do shit about it."

Kevin frowned.
"Why did Higgy hit him?"
He was about to kill Higgy."

"Cause your mother fucking asked him to!" Alex exclaimed.