Tough Little Boys

Jr grinned, hugging his father tightly.
"I lub ew dawdy!!! Oh...papa....Austin wants someone to tell Jayben he ish hurny for him." Jr nodded to himself.

Rick laughed.
"Alright I'll be sure to tell him." He nodded. "I love you too baby."

Jr shook his head.
"I thought hurny was when dawdys peepee was hawd awnd he awnd mwomma goes into de bwed woom fwor a while....." Jr looked up innocently

Rick's eyes widened before he laughed.
"Um... horny can mean a couple different things..."

"Mwomma scweams awot when ewer hurny." Jr nodded, thinking hard.

"He sure does." Rick laughed and shook his head. "You need to not pay so much attention child."

"Bwut, swometimes when ew hury ew forget im in de woom....It wooks wike ew awer hurting mwomma when ew hurny." Jr cocked his head to the side.

"Gah, four is too young for the talk. You pay too much attention." He shook his head.

"No....ew awer hurny too much. Where do you stick ewer pweepwee to mwake mwomma mwake dat face?"
Rick should know the one he is talking about, he was it enough.

"Nowhere Jr. Dustin, Alex, someone help me." He laughed.

Mike took Jr from his father and shook his head.
"Rick....this child is so scared for life."

"I didn't know he was in the room!" He protested with a chuckle.

Mike shook his head.
"Oh my god, I wonder if we have ever fucking infront of Jayden....where is my baby?"

"I think he's in his room, watching Tv or something..."

Mike left, coming back with the child in his arms.
"Austin said he was horny for you."

Jayden giggled.
"Momma... does hurny weally mean kissing?" He raised an eyebrow. "Or is it dat thing that Wick weft up on da computer screen?"

Mike looked over at Rick and glared.
"You should have no children."
He hummed and shook his head.
"Horny...is when you wanna make babies."

"Sorry." Rick blushed.
"Well how do you make babies?" Jayden asked.

"Ummm, since Rick already tells you so much it is when you make love....when he sticks his peepee in Kevin."

"I know where he sticks it!" He announced proudly. "Momma, Zac said the white tuff makes the babies. He siad its little mini babies." He nodded. He made a face. "I fordet da name of it..... PURM!" He grinned, proud of himself.

Mike shook his head.
"Okay! Rick, you and Zac are not banned from being near Jayden!" He had a funny look on his face as he tried to think straight.
"Its.....sperm baby...."

"Weww, can I not see daddy eider? Or Untew Dustin?" He frowned. "THats whew I saw whew he sticks it."

Mike stopped dead, looking at Alex and Dustin.
"Oh im so fucking leaving and im taking Jayden with me." He hissed before looking at his son. "No, you cannot see daddy or Dustin anymore."

Jayden whimpered.
"But... I wub daddy and untew Dustin.." He toddled over and seated himself in Dustin's lap, clinging onto him.

Mike hissed.
"Fine. Stay with them if you want to Jayden im fucking gone." Mike help the tears in his eyes, his own baby chose Dustin over him...