I Dream Of Death

"What part don't you understand of 'I HAVE LEGS'?" Alex chuckled at his husband.

"Hey, I'll love you when I want to. Hell, now Ill love BOTH of you when I want to so there."
He grinned evilly.
"Hey Mikey, when Chris dies we can 'love' him too just like Alex loves Daffy.

Alex laughed. Then smirked mischeviously.
"Hey Daffy I'm going to have a 3 way! How many secy man do you have willing to fuck you?! So far I got 3!" Alex broke down into hysterics at that point and leaned on Mike and Critter for support.

"Hey dumb ass! Unless your adding Chris to the mix there are only those two!" Daffy rolled his eyes.

"I was counting Chris assface! He's willing to I just turned him down so there! Don't ruin my mood!" Alex stuck out his tongue like a child, still giggling.

"You keep it up! Your going to piss them off with all this talk about an old lover when you already can't chose one or the other."

"Fuck you! I wouldn't sleep with Chris if he paid me so stop bein jealous!" Alex stuck his tongue out in a 'haha' sort of way as he placed a kiss on Mike's cheek. He turned to Critter and did the same.

"Yeah, just like you wouldn't sleep with anyone one or love anyone after Mike was gone. Y'all better watch out. Can't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, dont trust him."

Mike growled. No one called Alex a hoe. He walked over to Daffy and punched in him the nose, it broke with a sick crack "Fucking shut up!!!!!!!!"

Alex burst into hysterics. He fell out of Critter's arms and rolled around on the ground, tearing up with the laughter.
"Thank god! Finally someone hits him! Me next me next!"

Mike sighed and plopped down in the grass.
Daffy was hard headed, He took Mike's face in his hands and kissed him before kicking him in the head, connecting with his temple.

Alex let out a high pitched shriek. Finally his excuse. He tackled Daffy to the ground and threw endless amounts of punches, all of them connecting. Daffy had this coming for years now.
"YOU DESERVED TO ROT IN FUCKING HELL!" Alex screeched not ceasing his attack at all as he felt arms attempting to pull him off.

Critter pulled Alex away as Sarah went to check on Daffy. Mike laid on the ground forgotten. The kick to the head at hurt him.

"Let me the fuck go Lane!!!" Alex kicked and screamed trying to get out of his husband's grip.

Lane held onto him tighter. "Alex, what did he do to you? You can't ignore him and let it go?"
He knew better and he knew he sounded stupid but he didn't know what else to do. He had probably just pissed Alex or more.

"Let it go?! Lane do you not remember what he did at our fucking wedding?! And he just kissed and kicked Mike! All these years the fucking taunting and provoking me, I couldn't do a damn thing about it. Now I can and you won't let me!"

"Alex baby calm down" Mike cooed as he watched Sarah take care of Daffy. "Sarah, is Mike okay?"
She shook her head 'no'.

"Why the fuck are you taking care of HIM!? Mike is the one who needs to taken care of! Because Daffy just can't deal with the fact that Mike loves me more than he will EVER love you!" Alex screamed in Daffy's face. He would have followed it up with a slap but Critter still had his arms.

"Just like you love Lane more then you EVER loved Mike!" He shot back and Mike whimpered.

"Do you not fucking care that he is right there! YOU NO GOOD RED NECK MOTHER FUCKER!" Alex screamed at the top of his lungs, trying to pounce again.
"GODDAMNIT LANE FUCKING MCCORMICK LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!"

"Didn't matter that he was there when you two first fucked or when you admitted to loving Lane more." Mike whimpered again as tears spilled down his cheeks.

"YOU'RE MAKING HIM FUCKING CRY ALL OVER AGAIN! DO YOU REALLY NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF?!" Alex screamed, now kicking Critter in the shins, trying to make him let go.

Daffy laughed and Critter held on tighter. Daffy stood and looked at Mike on the ground. "You know he doesn't love you, your just a nice piece of ass and he misses FUCKING you." He spat on Mike and 'accidentally' stepped on him as he walked away.

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Alex screamed. "LANE IF YOU DONT LET ME GO I WILL KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE NUTS!"

"Hurt me if you have to Alex." Lane mumbled as he instructed Sarah to check on Mike and he drug Alex off to a quiet environment.
"Alex baby calm down."

"Why is everyone protecting him?! He is the biggest asshole I've ever fucking met." Alex grumbled. "He fucking stepped on Mike and no one gives a damn but me."